Welcome, Lynne Truss

We need you! I'm afraid she's in for some disillusionment, though.

But she will not cast the first stone at the Americans, often mocked by the haughty British for bastardizing their mother tongue.

"American education seems to take grammar quite seriously," she told Reuters


I don't think American education takes anything seriously but the teacher's union. But come on over and give it the ol' college try!