Saturday, July 13, 2013

The following was in my draft blog files.  I have no idea what it is or where it was going.


It happened at the AUdobon birdwatching society. We go every Satruday. Misha and I had for some kind of some kind of bird meeting. I - I don't know what happened, exactly. It was all so sudden! A flurry of black and white, some strange, sort of squawking sound . . and he was gone.

That was three days ago. I - I haven't seen him since

"All right miss, well who is he

the emperor - Emperor Misha. My dog!

"Your dog?" So it had come to this . . . 15 years pounding the mean streets as a meaner Private Eye. Before that, 10 years on the force of a ratty police force in the backwoods - 5 years as a process server and 6 weeks taking Private Investigation Correspondece courses - only to play dog-catcher for pampered women.

"I'm sorry, Miss. Maybe you'd better try the SPCA."

"I - I can't go to the SPCA. There are reasons, I can't explain now. O please Mr. Sullen! You're my only hope! I'll pay you $5,000 if you can bring my dog back, safe and alive."

That was a lot of money to a man in my position. Suddenly this dog-catching business didn't sound so bad. "$5,000, eh? How much if I bring him back dead?"

It was the wrong thing to say. She quivered, paled, and stood up. I watched $5,000 walk away like a well-oiled machine.

Spike came over to settle the bill. "Got quite a way with women, don't ya?"

Well!  Here we are, in our new dictatorship.  Everybody like their tyranny?  Happy with The Won?  Down with the NSA?  Cheerleaders for the TSA?  We're all good, now, right?

Monday, June 21, 2010

Prediction Time:

In 5-7 years, in the US, "Nazi" and "Hitler" will be the subject of propaganda designed to improve Hitler's image.

We will hear things like: "For all its faults, Nazi Germany did . .(something right). .

We will hear less and less (we are already hearing less and less)about the non-Jews killed by Hitler. Six million will be the only number batted about; the additional 14 million dead composed of gypsies, gays, Christians and the handicapped will be more and more forgotten.

Monday, May 31, 2010

Memorial Day

Thank you, Founding Fathers, and all who have fought in support of their ideals.

I salute the Czech Republic and Poland, who appear to be trying to fan the flames of liberty, even as that light diminishes in the United States.

I urge those US citizens that are still Americans in the classical sense of the word to re-educate their contemporaries, in such ways as they can and as their contemporaries are still capable of being educated, in the benfits and morality of individual liberty and sovereignty.

God bless those who bless God.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Testing 123

Wednesday, November 08, 2006


Monday, September 18, 2006

Islam: The Jessica Hahn of Religion

Remember Jessica Hahn? She's the chick that posed for Playboy to prove she wasn't a bimbo (probably not nsfw, but I didn't hang around to find out).

Islam. I'm tellin' ya. Everytime somone suggests Islam is riddled with violence, islamists start rioting and killing and threatening to prove, apparently, that Islam is not riddled with violence.

Nut jobs.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Auntie Persnickety's Advice Column

Reduce clutter around the home by making use of multi-purpose items. For instance, magnetic jewelry also makes decorative and useful refrigerator magnets.