Spring forward, Fall back

Saturday night/Sunday morning, 2:00 a.m., April 4, is clock-changing time in the USA. You'll be moving the clock forward an hour, so maybe you should go to bed a little early tonight and ease into it. Did you know that most heart attacks occur on Monday, and the Monday with the most heart attacks is the one following the spring time change? Take it easy this weekend, gentle reader.

If you want to know more about this vile custom, read About Daylight Saving Time. If you hate it, and would like to feel less lonely, try End Daylight Saving time