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Female Score: 1157
Male Score: 846
The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: female!
I've finally applied for CCW, but even if I get it, can I use it? I'm 5'3", female, flat-chested and a little on the pudgy side. I haven't found any way to carry that works, yet. I have a poochie (similar to smart carry and thunderwear) but it makes me look 5 months pregnant, and it isn't really that easy to draw out of. Also have a regular holster that can hook onto a belt or inside jeans, but I can't find a good place to put it. My bosoms aren't large enough to cause my shirt to flounce out enough to cover the gun.
Do I have to get a breast implant to make use of a CCW license?
I blogrolled The Lemon. They haven't had a new article since. I blogrolled Kim Du Toit; he immediately decided to cut back to once a week.
What?!? What is this?!? Is it something I said?
I'm going to remove the blogroll altogether, if this keeps up.
this list will be added to and moved to the top periodically.
Graham, Bob - Senator
Voted against rebuilding Iraq, for loans instead of grants
Update: He is retiring, so I won't get the satisfaction of voting against him. God, I hope they don't try to put Reno Killer Bitch up for his seat.
Davis, Jim - Representative
SPONSORED the House version of McCain-Feingold
UPDATE: I'm wrong! Mr. Miyake was kind enough to send me an email with corrections:
MM: Sorry for the misunderstanding. The "sushi" in my post title referred to a
Mandarin word pronounced "soo-sher". This has nothing to do with the
Japanese word sushi ("soo-shee"), despite the identical romanization.
ME: Chinese Mandarin fast food sounds like Japanese raw fish??
MM: Yes, it's a total coincidence which I thought was cute. The characters for
the two words are completely different. I'll blog about this later this
I think it's cute, too.
Evil Glenn's PETA Margarita
2 cups tequila - Jose Cuervo Gold for choice
1/2 cup Grand Marnier
2 large or 3 small Chihauhuas (remove tails & ears. Discard tails and set ears aside)
water and ice to fill blender
sugar to taste
Mix in a standard blender. Serve in margarita glasses, garnish with ears.
You are Form 3, Unicorn: The Innocent.
"And The Unicorn knew she wasn't meant to
go into the Dark Wood. Disregarding the advice
given to her by the spirits, Unicorn went
inside and bled silver blood.. For her
misdeed, the world knew evil."
Some examples of the Unicorn Form are Eve
(Christian) and Pandora (Greek).
The Unicorn is associated with the concept of
innocence, the number 3, and the element of
Her sign is the twilight sun.
As a member of Form 3, you are a curious
individual. You are drawn to new things and
become fascinated with ideas you've never come
in contact with before. Some people may say
you are too nosey, but it's only because you
like getting to the bottom of things and
solving them. Unicorns are the best friends to
have because they are inquisitive.
Which Mythological Form Are You?
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The 1st worthwhile blog contest that I've seen is over at Madfish Willie's, Imperial Poisoner. I don't have anything exceptionally wild to offer, but the contest DOES say it should reflect the title of your blog. Anyway, here's what I like to drink:
Good stuff on a hot day! However, this one may be disqualified because it's hardly original. I've seen it called Ice Pick and Summer Hummer, only they didn't have the mint. I don't either half the time, whatever, it's good with or without.
The Groggy Galoot
Captain Morgan's spiced rum
ice, of course
It tastes much better than it sounds. Jean next door introduced me to this one, but it has no other name besides Capn Morgan & Ginger Ale.
Grandma's Cold Remedy
mmmmm. It'll take care of that sore throat right quick! My grandmother was a GREAT woman! Used to irritate my mom, though, sometimes. I find this tastes better if you let the tea steep in whiskey at the bottom of the teapot while waiting for the water to boil.
I don't use measurements. I just splash some in and adjust if my throat catches on fire.
"We should protect all kinds of property ownership — and private ownership as well," China Central Television quoted President Hu Jintao as telling delegates.
"Public ownership is the main pillar of China's economy," he said in a separate speech, released in Chinese by the government. "But we have to develop other kinds of ownership as well."
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