Ain't I cute?

There's a brouhaha in the blogosphere, and John Hawkins is in the center of it.

Apparently, if I'm understanding this right, to get traffic you have to be a good-looking female. It probably helps if you also write well on interesting subjects, but one step at a time.

I am really good-looking. Trust me.

O yes - I believe I also have to use the word 'boobies' in a sentence:

You can see white and dark boobies here. Immature boobies are discussed, but not shown.

This blog is rapidly deteriorating.