Cookies or deadmen voting?
OK, all those who have not yet voted, and are legally entitled to, here's the deal:
If President Bush clearly wins this election, I will publish Great Aunt Ruby's Peanut Butter cookie recipe. These are real peanut butter cookies, the kind with a fork mark in them, such as you probably have not tasted for 15 years.
I know a lot of you out there have been bribed by the Democrat party. Connie Milstein was not imprisoned, so for all I know she's handing cartons of cigarettes to the homeless again. Listen up, you people-bribed-by-democrats: In the voting booth you can (and should) vote the opposite of whatever the briber wanted you to vote.
So what do you want? Do you want this country run by a bunch of sleazy corrupt bribers, or by the good and honest George Bush, PLUS a really, really good peanut butter cookie recipe?
Choose wisely, choose well.
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