Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Witchy woman

The Smallest Minority has a post that points to an article that inspires me to post on something sort-of related:

Why aren't we taking better advantage of the superstitions of terrorists? Remember, these are the people who think a handshake or a cell phone call could shrink their penis. No, I don't have a link handy, but Glen Reynolds wrote about it a month or so(?) back.

Anyway, shouldn't this sort of thinking be encouraged? Let's spread rumors to the effect that "73% of those who participated in insurgency acts against the Coalition in Iraq have experienced penile shrinkage of 34% or higher."

Why not? Also how?

Look for strange rumors to appear in this blog. I think I'm just going to start making stuff up and posting it. Why not?

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