Question: What Is The Truest Definition Of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a
Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on
Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the
spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi on
Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor using
This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's
technology, and you're probably reading this on your
computer that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by
Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals.
That, my friends, is Globalization.
The above has been making the email rounds for a while now, but what the heck!
“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.” ― H.P Lovecraft
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