. . . You just might be a Floridian
If you feel sorry for Jeb Bush and wouldn't wish his job on your worst enemy . . .
If you store your lawn furniture in your pool . .
If you bring your solar yard lights inside at night, and set them outside again in the morning to recharge . . .
If you keep your lawn ornaments in your living room . . .
If your art discussions compare the impressionism of one neighbor's plywood paintings versus the cubism of another's . .
If you know the ratio of 6 drops of chlorine to 1 gallon of water . . .
If you make coffee and omelettes over a sterno as a matter of course . . .
If utility repairmen fill you with lust and desire, regardless of age, sex or buttcrack, . . .
If you've ever prayed for a westerly shear . . .
If you have FEMA on speed-dial . . .
you just might be a Floridian!
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