Friday, June 06, 2003


I'm out of state, on vacation, visiting the folks. We are having a garage sale, trying to clear out some stuff. It's awful! I want to car-jack a truck or van, konk the driver on the head, stuff all this crap into the back of his truck, take $50 bucks from his wallet, and then drive him to an unknown location and abandon him there, $50 short & with a load of 'stuff'. In a perfect world, I would be able to conduct garage sales by force.

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